OMFG !

Daddy's buying me the Guess handbag that Ive been lusting over for christmas.
Its 430 fucking bucks okay.
Was stunned when he said he'd actually get it for me.

Me: daddy, come here. this is the bag that I desperately want.
Dad: how much is it ?
Me: 430 bucks.
Dad: ok la, I'll buy it for you for christmas.
Me: *eyes bulging out of sockets in shock* REALLY ?!!!
Dad: ya la.
Me: its 430 bucks, you know. and its not even my birthday. its just christmas. I'll put in 100 from my money.
Dad: no need la. I'll buy it for you for christmas.
Me: did you win the lottery and didnt tell me or something ?

Seriously, thats how the convo went. Even during the ride home, I still couldnt believe it. I know its just a bag and its not like its Coach or Marc Jacobs but I fucking LOVE Guess okay. I love it more than Chanel and Gucci and what not. I think everything, from the clothes to the accessories to the bags (especially the bags) are fucking gorgeous. Ive been lusting after Guess bags forever. I feel like one of my dreams are coming true. Stupid, I know, but thats just me. And better yet, cos the 'rents arent coming down for xmas and Im going to KL next Saturday, dad's giving me the cash to buy the bag so its an early xmas present. By next weekend, I'll have one of my dreams dangling on my shoulder. :D

Okay, that was all I needed to say. And yes, getting a Guess bag is that important that I needed to announce it on my blog.

And to all you assholes who think Im this blonde bimbotic bitch who only cares about breaking my nails and wearing slutty pink micro mini skirts, you can stop reading my blog and go fuck yourselves cos Im far from that. Im a girl and Im a shopaholic. Deal with it. But really, I am a shopaholic. Ask Manda.

Lovesss. (:

Hello.

Its been aaaaaages since I blogged. Thats cos Ive been in KL. And now, unfortunately, Im back. I am going to KL again for christmas though. (:

I just realized that I was in KL for 1 month and 3 days. From Oct 20th to Nov 23rd. Whoa.

Had collected almost RM1000 over Deepavali (dads side is Ceylonese and moms side is Eurasian which means cash for Deepavali and presents for christmas. yeah, its awesome being mixed blooded.) and I spent all of it in like 2 weeks. Thats quite an achievement for me. I can usually spend all that in like 1 day but I was trying to save. Hahah.

Apart from spending money unnecessarily, we basically just bummed around and laughed like baby hyenas on weed (as Manda would say).

Manda and I watched Quarantine in GSC Signature in the Gardens the other day. I like watching movies there cos there arent many people so nobody sits in front of me which means I can put my legs up on the seats in front of me which I always do cos I cant stand sitting with my feet on the floor for 2 freaking hours. Its become a habit from watching tv at home. My legs are always up dangling on something. Why am I talking about my legs ? Aaaanyways, Quarantine was awesome ! Manda and I were gripping on to each other okay and Manda kept saying "hold me, Michelle, hold me." Stupid, I know, but thats just us. During one of the scary scenes this chinese guy sitting behind us stands up, says "shit!" and sits back down. Hahah.

Jeremy keeps calling me stinky just cos one day I didnt shower til 3pm. Manda told Ash about our nicknames, me - Bitchinia, Manda - Lesbiola and Melissa - Slutisha (yes, we are quite the weird bunch) and Ash couldnt remember what mine was so she started calling me Bitchy Woman. I call her Ashhole anyway. So hahah, Ash, hahah.

I was annoying Sam the other day and I kept reciting over and over "one, two, three, pour, pive... pourteen, pipteen" I replaced all my f's with p's. You may not find this funny but I sure as hell did.

This is my song:

one, two, three, pour, pive,

once I caught a pish alive,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
then I let it go again,
why did you let it go ?
because it bit my pinger so,

which pinger did it bite ?
this little pinger on my right !

Everyone kept telling me to shut up but I think my song is awesome ok.
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Ok, pictures !

This was when Ash came over. We got bored and she wanted to sleep so we told her we'd stop annoing her and screaming in her ear if she let us draw on her with marker. She didnt exactly say yes but we did it anyway.
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This, is Ash:

This, is what happened to Ash after hanging out with us for one day:

(her upper back.)
never eat anything bigger than your head. -manda

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(her lower back)
ASHHOLE -me / amanda lalaloves you, fatty. -manda

(her ribs)
RIBS -manda


(her tummy)

Edward Cullen. -me

(back of her thighs)
I know you LOVE me. -manda

(left thigh)
PROSTITUTE this way--> // STUMPED. -manda

(her right thigh)

I EAT CATS. -me

(her right knee)
Grandma Flora. -me


(her left knee)
I am an oompa loompa. -manda

(her left leg)
BOOG -manda

(her right leg)
Dinosaurs arent extinct. Theyre just hiding. -me


*drew smileys on her toes* This is my family. -manda

*drew faces on her toes and named them* Frm big toe to pinky: Albert, Auntie Florence, Hodge. Afro, Joey. -me

Yeah, we painted her toenails too.

Result: a walking, breathing, living masterpiece. Hahah.

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We went to the indoor theme park in Times Square. Jeremy didnt wanna drive cos traffic wouldve been crazy so we took the LRT ! And we took the bus too. The only public transport I ever take are cabs so you can imagine my excitement. I felt so... HARDCORE.

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I was trying to be black while waiting for the LRT.

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Me: worrd, Im so gangsta. I be packin heat in the hood, yo. Be scurred, be scurred. Fo sheezy, home skillet.

Melissa: dont ever do that again.

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So I suck at being all gangsterr and hip hop. Everyone says so. People say I sound like a white geek trying to be a hip hopper. HAHAH.

Sam, Jeremy, Melissa.

Manda.

See the fat indian man in that lorry? He was staring at me through the bus window and then Manda points at him and whispers in my ear "look, its Yogi Bear." Hahah.

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We went to the revolving restaurant in the KL tower for grandma's birthday. The place the bathroom and the food is at spins one way and the floor the tables are on spins in the opposite direction so every time we went to get food or went to the loo, we'd come out in a completely different part f the restaurant. It was funny at first but then it got sort of annoying.

Manda, Sam, and I.

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Met up with James. He walked into a light and I walked into a tree on the same night. I was distracted, I didnt notice the tree in front of me but James walked into a bright light that was ON ! Hahahah. He still walks around like he twisted his ankle. Why do guys think its cool and 'gangsterr' to walk like that? I dont get it. I think it looks stupid. No offense, Jamma Jammas.

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Went to Midvalley so much, Im so sick of the place.We were so bored one day, Mada and I started pushing each other around in trolleys. It was fuuuun. Met up Rubesh and went to Brewball and Italianies a lot. Italianies usually means alchohol for Manda and I. I get tipsy after just one drink. Yeh, Im lightweight, so sue me.

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tiiipsyy.

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Oh we tried on gorge corsets too.
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Random;

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Manda: I am funny.

Melissa: no, you just look funny.

Manda: yeah, youre funny... lookin !

Melissa: wtf? I just said that to you. whats wrong with you ?!

Ash: so hows your boyfriend ?

Me: looks like its going to rain.

Ash: that bad huh ?

Me: huh ?

Ash: I asked you hows your boyfriend and you said its going to rain.

Me: oh ! I thought you asked me hows the weather.

Ash: so if I ask you hows the weather, will you tell me about your boyfriend ?

Me: maybe.

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Me: Sam, go make me a cheese toastie.

Sam: aiyoh. shes always asking me to make her food la.

Me: I dont know how la. you know how many times Ive burned things in the kitchen ? I'll tell you. A LOT !

Melissa: Sam, I think you should work as Michelle's chef when you grow up.

Sam: omg, my work will be never ending.

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Random pictures;

The Gingerbread Man. Sam stole this book from her school library.
The gingerbread man was actually brown.
Then, Manda painted it blue with her naipolish cos she was bored in the bathroom.


Me: "whaaaaaaaat theeeeeee fuuuuuuuuck?"
(inside joke)

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those are mandas cigs we were hiding.

see how inconspicuos we are.

only realized this before going to bed. HAHAH.

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we washed all of this after making pasta at 3am.

ok, so Manda made the pasta. I just watched.

and she washed everything, I just rinsed it and put it on the counter.

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we wrote a letter to Siti (the maid) afterwards

cos we were so freaking proud of ourselves.

notice how Sam is wearing her bra over her shirt

instead of under it. BAHAHA !

candid.
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Thats Jeremy. I did that to his hair.

Me: eh, where are the flower clips ?

Jeremy: FLOWER CLIPS ?!!

Melissa. yes, she is quite insane.

manda. HAHAH.

my attempt at trying to look hip hop.

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It appears that insanity runs in our blood. Must be a Eurasian thing. Hahah.x

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Everyone's pretty bizarre.
I'm just better at showng it.