05 October 2008

I was online ShaynePeanutHead til 4am last night. While we were talking his display name kept switching to random peoples dsiplay names on its own and mine did too but we couldnt see that our display names had changed, we could only see each others and like these messages kept appearing in our convo under our names but we didnt type anything. I thought maybe there was just something wrong with MSN but the messages were relevant to our convo and we couldnt ask anyone else if they were having the same problem cos no one else was online. Anyway, heres the almost whole convo. I edited some of the unimportant things out.

Cos our display names kept changing, look at the colours to know who is who.
I am purple. ShaynePeanutHead is black. And 'the thing' is red (thats what Peanut and I call it).


MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I just ate 3 peanutbutter sandwiches. I feel like such a pig.

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
owh god. share la
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
hahahahah

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
and wen u were eatin those sandwhiches
did u think of me?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
no, I was contemplating if I should have more or if tht would be really unhealthy.

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
hmph! hey i think im cmin 2 sabah u knw

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im in sarawak
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
i meant.. whrs pussy at?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
hahahaah. you mean kuching? sarawak.

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
haha. ok, den im cumin der.
2 pussy town.
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
YAY ! when ? for how long ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
i dnt knw. overheard ma parents talkin
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
jst knw, once you come, Im not letting you go back

eh, wht stream are you in ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
im near sungai duyung
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Hahahah. I meant your studies, bodoh! art or sci ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
Do I Look smart to u?!!!
that answers your question.
Im in fucking arts la woman! lol
god nw u gt smart germs on me
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
hahahahhaha
do you have to get an A for maths to get into sci stream ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
urm no. a B will do.
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
looks like Im going to arts then. Im flunking math.
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
haahahaha. join d club
everything else im ok except in english, bm, science, geo, history and accnts
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
hahahah. can you believe I used to score A's and B's for maths before ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
eww
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
but then last yr, I started doing badly cos I had stopped paying attention in class
cos my teacher didnt really care or she jst didnt notice, I dont knw
and averted my attention to more important things. like playing with Carol.
we used to position our fingers in that gun shape like little boys do and pretend to shoot each othr.
my sej gt mad. so during sej, I always had to sit all the way on the other side of the class.
we still tried to shoot each othr frm across the class when he wasnt looking.
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
hahahahahha. brb
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
isint this so cool

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
im inlove with mark

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
smthns wrong wif ma msn
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
wht the hell are you doing ? youre hurting my brain
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
my name is michelle

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
yes i knw dat. hello? eh u ok arr?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
dude, I didnt type tht

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wat?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
did you do tht ?

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
huh?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
cos I didnt type tht
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
michelle. ur freakin me out here woman!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
me ? YOURE freaking me out

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wat?!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
did you say you were in love with mark ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
huh?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
im michelle

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
yes i knw dat 4 d 2nd time
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
IM NOT TYPING THT! IT JUST KEEPS APPEARING
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wat? hahahaha
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
NO ! SHAYNE, IM NOT LYING !
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
huh?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
why did you change your display name to mine ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wat?!! hello! look at ma display name
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
just now, like 5 secs ago
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
wat????
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
your display name is appearing as mine
[c=16][a=1][s]>[M]a[R]k<-everyday i wake up 2 my screwed up life[/s][/a][/c] says:
wtf?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
and now its mark

[c=16][a=1][s]>[M]a[R]k<-everyday i wake up 2 my screwed up life[/s][/a][/c] says:
omg. wat the hell
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
shayne ? are you trying to scare me?

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
im scared
[c=16][a=1][s]>[M]a[R]k<-everyday i wake up 2 my screwed up life[/s][/a][/c] says:
wtf. omg. IM scared here!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
omg, me too.
dude, your display name keeps switching frm mark to rishanty to mine to back to yours again
Rishanty says:
huh wtf
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
see, your display name keeps changing
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
still?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
now its you. does my name change ?
Rishanty says:
yeah
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
to wht ?

Rishanty says:
2 my frens name, mark. who d hell is rishanty?!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
how the hell should I knw ?

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
this is fucking weird. omg. im u !
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
omg, I feel like we're in some movie whr our bodies are switched or something with you going "omg, Im u!"
its too bad we're not famous or I'd be thinking we're getting punk'd.

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
lets stop for a while ok. c wat happens
dis is the weirdest talk i have been thru.
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
same here. no, no, Ive had weirder
ok, it was jst me being weird but still

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
lol. okok. lemme restart ma com
omg im me again!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
see, thts ALWAYS wht they say in the movies when theyre switched back.
hey, you restarted your comp ady ?
tht was fast.
youre back to me again.

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
dis has neva happened b4!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im aware.
its kinda funny though
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
OMG ! youre name is renan rambo now !
Renan Rambo says:
who?! OMg! who's renan rambo?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i dont knw. i think its frm tht movie Rambo

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
hw d hell did it get 2 dat?
ok its ok nw ryte?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
yeah, now its ok.
but I bet its gonna change again
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
why?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
does mine still change ?
are you chatting with anyone else ?
does it change in their convos ?
Renan Rambo says:
yeah, yours still changes to garey. im ony chattin wif u.
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
fuck. who are all this ppl la ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
are they dead?!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THT !
I GET SCARED VERY EASILY WITH THESE THINGS !
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wtf?! i should be scoldin u !
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
why do you wanna scold me ? wht did I do ?

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
u puttin d blame on me!!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
cos you started the whole dead thing !
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
wat?! oh. lol. well..
dis has neva happen b4 2 me
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
maybe we ARE getting punk'd
maybe we're famous
and we jst dont knw it
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
yay! punkd by whom?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
ASHTON KUTCHER LA !
who else ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
ashton, ur hair is gay
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
shuttup, hes hott la

[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
eww not
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
have you seen him in his modelling days ?
[c=20]Sh]a[y]ne::- says:
urm no
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
eh, it stopped! youre you again! am I me again ?

shayne says:
changed my display name. dis will stop confusin people
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
the cyber haunting / potentially getting punk'd by ashton cos we dnt knw we're famous has stopped !
yeh, I aint lettin it go. I WANT TO BE FAMOUS !

shayne says:
lol me 2!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
we should form like a 2 man band

we'll call it you and me
shayne says:
yay
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
or or or fall out kids
or my chemical friendship

shayne says:
hahahaha! the chemical kids
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
lets think of more names for our band.
tokio Motel. or tokio bed & breakfast.

shayne says:
hahahahahaha
shayne says:
chelle r u scared a lil
coz i cnt shake dis off
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im not tht scared anymore

shayne says:
i m!!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
but it was one hell of a convo
I was so confused at first

shayne says:
we met 5 new people. lol
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
theyre gonna be our new secret friends ok
DONT TELL ANYBODY
shayne says:
lol
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
when we hang out during the hols and all
you and I can be like: "hey, I wonder how gary is" or
"I wonder wht Renan Rambo is doing" or
"have you talked you talked to Rishanty lately?"
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
but dont tell anyone who they are okay

shayne says:
hahahahahahahhaha
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
new friends, how exciting

shayne says:
5 sme mre
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
we shld have a prty. you, me and our new 'friends'. just the 7 of us.
shayne says:
lol yeh!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
omg, you and I will be the only visible ones in the room, holding drinks talking to the air in front of our faces.
but othr ppl wont knw tht we're talking to our new 'friends'.

shayne says:
i cant wait wei!!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
its gonna be a blast !

shayne says:
we'll call each other the scooby doo gang
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
HHAHHAHAH

shayne says:
yes yes
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i m back

shayne says:
wen did u leaave?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
tht wasnt me.
omg ! its back !
shayne says:
yeah ryte. michelle, its nt funny wei
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
IM NOT LYING SHAYNE !
shayne says:
im actually scared. i admit im scared
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
ARE YOU SURE YOURE NOT TRYING TO SCARE ME ?

shayne says:
hw d hell can i?!! look at ma name
if its me den man can i type fast!!!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
maybe someones like hacked into this convo or something
and THEYRE trying to scare us
well, I gotta tell ya, theyre pretty good cos Im scared
shayne says:
u cnt hack into convos coz theres no line
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
but once my uncle read my cousins convo while she was conversing through spyware
shayne says:
could he talk throught the thing ?!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i dnt knw. he jst came back the nxt day
telling us he doesnt like us talking to older boys
we were 10

shayne says:
hahahahaha
shayne says:
i know about that i was there
shayne says:
yeah obviously u were
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
peanut, tht wasnt me. I'll copy and paste tht part. you see.
I didnt type tht

shayne says:
my thing says u said it
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
why would I say tht ?
I was telling you the story, obviously I was thr.
its our 'friends' again

shayne says:
dont say dat. its scary
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im getting seriously scared, man

shayne says:
me 2
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
cos its not like pointless irrelevant msgs. its like taking part in the convo.
it knws wht we're saying
shayne says:
dats it im turning on the lights
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
dont

shayne says:
y?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I DIDNT SAY THT !
FCK, IM SCARED
shayne says:
is dis a joke ? coz im scrared.
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
well, Im not joking ! ARE YOU ?

are you jst blaming me so it seems like youre not doing it?
shayne says:
YOUR the one that said dnt on d lights!!!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I DIDNT! I SWEAR!

I saw tht my name said 'dont' but I dint type it
omg, this getting seriously freaky
shayne says:
omg! eeeee...
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
maybe God is trying to scare me as punishment for nvr paying attention in church
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
shayne, you knw those bulletins and forwarded emails
the ones whr scary ghosts kill kids and it says to fwd it
or the ghost will stab you in the throat with a screwdriver and all
they always start out like this when the kids are online

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i am not that of what you say

shayne says:
and woman go read sme grammar books
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
huh ? whts wrong with my grammar ?
eh, I get A's for eng ok.
shayne says:
i m nt dat of wat u say?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
shayne, tht wasnt me ok

shayne says:
ryte michelle....
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
are you REALLY sure youre not jst playing some prank, shayne ?
I promise I wnt get mad
shayne says:
wat?! I jst asked U dat!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
bt wht if youre only asking me so it seems like youre not doing it
cos Im not. I NEVER do things like this

shayne says:
and wat if its u sayin its me so U look innocent !
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im not, I SWEAR
shayne says:
hw do i change all the names that fast?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
well, I obviously couldnt have done tht either
shayne says:
well they r cmin frm u!
wif UR name
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
but IM not typing them !

shayne says:
sasha is dis u?! Omg ur so funny la!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
sasha ?

shayne says:
its sasha aint it!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
dude, check my e-mail la. its not kelapa
shayne says:
who the fuck is kelapa?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
sasha la. dont you knw ? thts wht I call her.

shayne says:
owh lol. so will I den
ok im jst tryin 2 calm maself
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
maybe thrs jst something wrong with msn la
maybe thrs something wrong with their system and everyones convos are getting mixed up
shayne says:
den hw isit able 2 b relevant to our convos ?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
umm.. coincidence ?

shayne says:
dats alot of coincedences
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
do you seriously think its something, you knw, like supernatural or whtevs ?

shayne says:
i dont wanna think anything!!!
shayne says:
I do

shayne says:
wtf! it says its frm u ovr here
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
and frm you, ovr here
shayne says:
omg...
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
michelle
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
shayne ?
did you say my name ?
shayne says:
no u did!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
no, I didnt.
its the thing again
shayne says:
bt i din type anythin
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
neither did I

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
are your lights on ? keep them on ok

shayne says:
so its sayin ur name. yes its on
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
Im sleeping in my parents room tonight
shayne says:
ur goin nw?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
yeh, its 4 am and Im so freeaked

MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
dont michelle

shayne says:
me too
shayne says:
huh?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I swear I dint say tht

shayne says:
wtf! omg. wat la wei
shayne says:
michelle u ok?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I dint type 'dont michelle'
shayne says:
den?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
you dint right ?

shayne says:
NO!
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
this is getting waayyy scarry man
take care peanut, and not to make things worse or anything
but be careful, sleep with the lights on
or bunk with shana or something
shayne says:
ok, hey i dnt suggest we tell anyone
coz u knw it sounds kinda mad
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
I knw, its like in the movies or something

shayne says:
except wothout the hott blonde screaming in her panties
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
haahahah. nighty night, peanut. xoxo.

shayne says:
nites babe
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
good night

shayne says:
nite
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i dint say tht

shayne says:
wat?
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
i dint say 'good night'

shayne says:
den?! omg..
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
ok lets jst stop talking now k, so we knw its not each othr
MiCHELLE.sickheart says:
bye peanut

shayne says:
ok bye

Yeah, I know it sounds stupid but we were still scared okay. And even though we were being cyber haunted (as we refer to it), we still carried on talking for hours and acted like the retards we truly are. I swear, sometimes Shayne and I can be bigger dumb blondes than Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson combined.

04 October 2008

Talking to Low online.

me: so are there any new break ups or hook ups ?
low: we think S------- likes C----. But we're still investigating.
me: investigating? *dies laughing*

Low used to sit in front of me in form 1. This boy would drive me up the wall everyday but he was also one of the reasons why I would laugh so hard everyday in school.

I was the first person he talked to in school because he only came a week or two after school had begun, during math and was seated in the only empty seat in the class which was next to me. (I only sat there during math though cos the girl I sat next to everyday, Charmaine who I was super close to kept arguing too much and my math teacher couldnt take the noise cos we were seated right in front so she separated us).

After a few months, our seats were changed and I was sitting behind Low in a completely different place. He used to 'jentik' me in class until my hands would turn red. And he always made that baby crying face whenever I would scold him (which was everyday) to make me feel bad and I would stop whatever I was saying or yelling and comfort him going "oh, Low, dont cryyy" even though I knew this was just a little contrivance. And he used to tease me about 007. Everyday he would turn around be like "JAMES BOND! 007!" (inside thing).

And we always had this same conversation EVERYDAY without fail;

low: eh, michelle, I handsome ah ?
me: *sigh* yes low, youre absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
low: all the girls want me right ?
me: *sigh* yes, low, all the girls are crazy about you.

There are too many memories to list them all down.
I miss those 1A10 days.
Your Mixie Pixie misses you, Low.

01 October 2008

To those celebrating, Selamat Hari Raya. Eat til you all puke okay. I know I will.

I woke up at 2pm today as a result of sleeping at 5am. I need to stop doing this. I always mess up my sleep cycle during hols. Then, when school starts, I always end up going to school with only abt 1 or 2 hours of sleep the night before and end up sleeping through a few periods. Not that I dont sleep at school on a daily basis, I do, but its worse after hols.


Aaanyways, its raya today. I swear, I have a new love for malay food. Tons of food was sent to my house. I think Ive gained about 30 kgs as a result from flopping in front of the tv in pjs and stuffing my face with malay food all day long. Talked to candyboyy on the phone just now. Am very happy. I like talking to him.


So ShaynePeanutHead and I are OBSESSED with raya. I think we're like the only non-malays in the whole of Malaysia who are more excited about hari raya than the people who are actually celebrating it. Its not cos of the whole family/friends reunion happy time la, its cos of the food. The very very yummy food.



me: *rants about being pissed off at a certain someone*
peanut: relax realx. go play on your treadmill some more.
me: well, it does amuse me.
peanut: yes, little things amuse you. you are the 'special' kind. like the burnt pieces of cheese you peel off a pizza box.
me: looks like Im not the only 'special' one here.

peanut: God, Im high on rendang and syrup la.
me: I want syrup too ! SEEERRAAAP !
peanut: its like the only thing those melayus drink. (no offense intended)
me: you know the 2 of us are like the only non-malay retards who are more excited abt raya than the malays. I mean, we're like obsessed, man.
peanut: exactly. I mean bring on the fuckin ketupat, bitches !
me: *dies laughing*
peanut: now, wheres the lemang?
me: I dont think Ive ever eaten lemang. Im not that sure what it is. Its the round thing right?
peanut: aint most of their food round? its the one in the bamboo. why do they cook food in bamboos?
me: Do I look malay to you? How should I know?
peanut: aint there a lot of melayus in africa? (he calls sarawak africa btw).
me: -_-
peanut: God, when your species gives that 'grr' look ah..
me: wht the hell are you talking abt?
peanut: you la. with that ugly smiley. with the mata sepet.
me: thats not a 'grr' look, you idiot. -_-
peanut: ah, that one. can we call it cina?
me: its not 'grr' la. its more like 'hmp'.
peanut: grr la.
me: dude, we're like communicating with 'grr' and 'hmp'.

peanut: hey, have you heard that new song from mcain yet?
me: I dont even know who that is.
peanut: you mustve heard it la. it starts with that guitar tune then, moves on to the singing.
me: gee, way to be specific, peanut. cos theres only one song in the whole world that starts with a guitar tune and moves on to singing.
peanut: see, you got it. anyway, mcain is the dude thats running for president against Obama.
me: you idiot, its McCain. this whole time I was thinking it was em-cain. spell properly la.
peanut: so youve heard the song?
me: no.

peanut: hang on, Im vibrating. I mean, my phone you know.
me: I know la. how stupid do you think I am. DONT ANSWER THAT.
peanut: false alarm, it was just the vibrator. you switch it on, put it in your milo and you get a lot of foam. so cool !
me: Shayne PeanutHead Especkerman, are you kidding ?
peanut: omg. you know my name !
me: oh, joy, throw a party. now, answer me ! hey, take a picture of the vibrator and milo. I wanna see.
peanut: now? besok can?
me: you lied.
peanut: yes, but there is a vibrator.
me: whose is it?
peanut: omg. the grass is green. holy shit! whoah!
me: -_- CINA !
peanut: youre just waiting for me to say its mine, arent you?
me: hey, you started it. man, you get yourself into a lot of sucky situations, dont you?
peanut: no. only with you !
me: hahah. I get myself into bad situations all the time. its cos I dont think before I say things.
peanut: your species got scanners or something ah?
me: I dont get it.
peanut: youre quite slow, arent you?
me: shuttup! Im special.
peanut: very very 'special'.

[after seeing shaynepeanutheads blog post about Reshmonu]

me: dude, hes married to my cousin. his kid is my nephew. I tried to teach him how to walk.
peanut: well, hey wale ! my aunt is Sharifah Aini.
me: not to be rude but whos that?
peanut: shes like the britney of Malaysia. ask your mom, she'll know.
me: ok, in the morning, the first I say to her is "mom, whos Sharifah Aini?"
peanut: she'll be like "bitch, lemme sleep... dumbass kids."

me: HARI RAYA! HARI RAYA! HARI RAYA!

peanut: thats enough syrup for you for one night.
me: but I didnt drink any syrup.
peanut: then, it looks like someone spiked your ketupat.

peanut: this bloody wiifii.
me: wiifii?
peanut: yea la.
me: what the hell is that ?
peanut: omg. put the ketupat down and step away from the rendang, lady !
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHA.... ohhh.. I get it now. I was thinking 'weefee'
peanut: omg. why do I even try ?
me: hahahahah. that was funny, man.


So as you can see, ShaynePeanutHead and I are very highly amused and excited by hari raya.