To those celebrating, Selamat Hari Raya. Eat til you all puke okay. I know I will.

I woke up at 2pm today as a result of sleeping at 5am. I need to stop doing this. I always mess up my sleep cycle during hols. Then, when school starts, I always end up going to school with only abt 1 or 2 hours of sleep the night before and end up sleeping through a few periods. Not that I dont sleep at school on a daily basis, I do, but its worse after hols.

Aaanyways, its raya today. I swear, I have a new love for malay food. Tons of food was sent to my house. I think Ive gained about 30 kgs as a result from flopping in front of the tv in pjs and stuffing my face with malay food all day long. Talked to candyboyy on the phone just now. Am very happy. I like talking to him.

So ShaynePeanutHead and I are OBSESSED with raya. I think we're like the only non-malays in the whole of Malaysia who are more excited about hari raya than the people who are actually celebrating it. Its not cos of the whole family/friends reunion happy time la, its cos of the food. The very very yummy food.


me: *rants about being pissed off at a certain someone*
peanut: relax realx. go play on your treadmill some more.
me: well, it does amuse me.
peanut: yes, little things amuse you. you are the 'special' kind. like the burnt pieces of cheese you peel off a pizza box.
me: looks like Im not the only 'special' one here.

peanut: God, Im high on rendang and syrup la.
me: I want syrup too ! SEEERRAAAP !
peanut: its like the only thing those melayus drink. (no offense intended)
me: you know the 2 of us are like the only non-malay retards who are more excited abt raya than the malays. I mean, we're like obsessed, man.
peanut: exactly. I mean bring on the fuckin ketupat, bitches !
me: *dies laughing*
peanut: now, wheres the lemang?
me: I dont think Ive ever eaten lemang. Im not that sure what it is. Its the round thing right?
peanut: aint most of their food round? its the one in the bamboo. why do they cook food in bamboos?
me: Do I look malay to you? How should I know?
peanut: aint there a lot of melayus in africa? (he calls sarawak africa btw).
me: -_-
peanut: God, when your species gives that 'grr' look ah..
me: wht the hell are you talking abt?
peanut: you la. with that ugly smiley. with the mata sepet.
me: thats not a 'grr' look, you idiot. -_-
peanut: ah, that one. can we call it cina?
me: its not 'grr' la. its more like 'hmp'.
peanut: grr la.
me: dude, we're like communicating with 'grr' and 'hmp'.

peanut: hey, have you heard that new song from mcain yet?
me: I dont even know who that is.
peanut: you mustve heard it la. it starts with that guitar tune then, moves on to the singing.
me: gee, way to be specific, peanut. cos theres only one song in the whole world that starts with a guitar tune and moves on to singing.
peanut: see, you got it. anyway, mcain is the dude thats running for president against Obama.
me: you idiot, its McCain. this whole time I was thinking it was em-cain. spell properly la.
peanut: so youve heard the song?
me: no.

peanut: hang on, Im vibrating. I mean, my phone you know.
me: I know la. how stupid do you think I am. DONT ANSWER THAT.
peanut: false alarm, it was just the vibrator. you switch it on, put it in your milo and you get a lot of foam. so cool !
me: Shayne PeanutHead Especkerman, are you kidding ?
peanut: omg. you know my name !
me: oh, joy, throw a party. now, answer me ! hey, take a picture of the vibrator and milo. I wanna see.
peanut: now? besok can?
me: you lied.
peanut: yes, but there is a vibrator.
me: whose is it?
peanut: omg. the grass is green. holy shit! whoah!
me: -_- CINA !
peanut: youre just waiting for me to say its mine, arent you?
me: hey, you started it. man, you get yourself into a lot of sucky situations, dont you?
peanut: no. only with you !
me: hahah. I get myself into bad situations all the time. its cos I dont think before I say things.
peanut: your species got scanners or something ah?
me: I dont get it.
peanut: youre quite slow, arent you?
me: shuttup! Im special.
peanut: very very 'special'.

[after seeing shaynepeanutheads blog post about Reshmonu]
me: dude, hes married to my cousin. his kid is my nephew. I tried to teach him how to walk.
peanut: well, hey wale ! my aunt is Sharifah Aini.
me: not to be rude but whos that?
peanut: shes like the britney of Malaysia. ask your mom, she'll know.
me: ok, in the morning, the first I say to her is "mom, whos Sharifah Aini?"
peanut: she'll be like "bitch, lemme sleep... dumbass kids."

me: HARI RAYA! HARI RAYA! HARI RAYA!
peanut: thats enough syrup for you for one night.
me: but I didnt drink any syrup.
peanut: then, it looks like someone spiked your ketupat.

peanut: this bloody wiifii.
me: wiifii?
peanut: yea la.
me: what the hell is that ?
peanut: omg. put the ketupat down and step away from the rendang, lady !
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHA.... ohhh.. I get it now. I was thinking 'weefee'
peanut: omg. why do I even try ?
me: hahahahah. that was funny, man.


So as you can see, ShaynePeanutHead and I are very highly amused and excited by hari raya.