Random convos after too much wine;

Me: *giggles for no apparent reason*
Manda: Omg, I think shes drunk.
Me: Nooooooo laaaa.
Manda: lemme try something. Pudding.
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Manda: ok, shes drunk.

Me: *looks at pictures of wine of the months* Why you didn't order rose wine ?
Za: Cos its red wine-
Me: You don't want me to smell like flowers ah ?

Me: My gums hurt.
*minutes later*
Me: My eyes feel funny.
*minutes later*
Me: My gums are tingly.
*minutes later*
Me: My mouth hurts.
Manda: Ah, finally improvements.
Za: No, advancing. From gums to eyes, back to gums and finally the whole mouth.

Waitress: *carries a jug of water that has a cloth tied around it and refills my glass*
Me: Eh, why don't you tie that around your neck? Then you can be a pirate!

Manda: My ears are poppy.
Me: I wonder what would happen if your ears exploded....... Ouch.

Manda: Pudding !
Me: its not that fun- AHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHA !

on the way back home, in Za's car.
*static blares on the radio*
Manda: *screams* OOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCHH !.................. sorry, I couldn't help myself.