Random;

Rachel: "phoebe, this is factorisation right?"
Me: *without even looking at the question* "no."
Rachel: "SHUTTUP MICHELLE, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MATH!"
Phoebe: *burst out laughing*

Rachel: "I went to pick my dad up at the airport and you know what I wanted to-"
Me: "you wanted to jump on the plane and leave ?"
Rachel: "no, I wanted to-"
Me: "you wanted to hijack the plane ?"
Rachel: "yeah."
Me: "really ?"
Rachel: "uh.. no.. i wanted to hide in cargo."
Me: "oh...... hijacking would have been more fun."

There was this rumor going around school that Rachels turned lesbian and that Fidelia's her girlfriend. Its not true, of course.
Rachel: "I mean c'mon. I look straight right? Im as straight as straight can be. It doesnt get straighter than this." *sees Fidelia and points at her* "Oh, look, my girlfriend !" *grins*
walking back to our table, we see Fidelia again.
Rachel: omg, shes everywhere I am.
Me: "Its meant to be. Its destiny."

Fidelia didnt see us, she was watching this cat pass by.
Me: "Omg, Ray, shes eyeing up that cat. Looks like youve got competition."
Rachel: "Damn, I hate that cat now. Shes got to chose me over the cat ! She just has to. I mean, I have a bigger ass, its better."
Me: *dies laughing*