Random;

Science teacher: "in remote parts of africa, before women get married, theyre locked up in a room and are fed until theyre fat because they consider fat women beautiful there."
*20 mins later while walking in complete silence,*
Rachel: *turns to me* "do you find fat women attractive?"
Me: *dies laughing*

*ray and i were reading from the same paper*
Ray, Me: "whatthefuck?" (at the same time)

*10 minutes later*

Ray: "oh wait, jinx."

Phoebe: "napolean dynamite."
Me: "i am napolean ! napolean is my passion!" *raves about being napolean*
Phoebe: "hahahhaha. napolean is your passion?"
Me: "why, of course. wht country do napoleans come from anyway? NAPOLE?"
Phoebe: "napoleon isnt a race, you idiot!"
Me: "THEYRE NOT?!"
Phoebe: "no, i thought you were just playing around about that."
Me: "i was kidding about being napolean but i honestly thought it was a race."
Phoebe: "why would you think that?"
Me: "cos in form 1, we learn about the napolean war so i just assumed that those people were napolean and came from the country of napolean people. no wonder i could never figure out what the name of the country was. WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?!"
Phoebe: *dies laughing*

I know. We can be such bimbos sometimes.