Theres drama in school. The whole class is pissed off at 'her'. Not going to get into that though, cant be bothered. Other than her and her fucking hypocrisy making my blood boil almost every morning, schools been fuuuuuunn.

Ray and I are currently obsessed with soap bubbles. We've been running to the bathroom every chance we get to wash our hands and play with soap. Once our hands get all soapy, we high five each other cos we get excited when the bubbles splat everywhere and do just about anything with the gallons of soap we've been wasting to amuse ourselves. Yes, we get weird looks from the other girls but we just continue pouring more soap into our hands and giggling like retards. Fuuuuunnn.

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Yesterday, during P.E, Ray and I didnt bother bringing our P.E. clothes so we just sat on the stage watching the other girls exercise. We were leaning on the banister at the side of the stage and started our usual nonsense.

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Ray: I feel like we're on a ship. You know, the railing things look like the banister.

Me: Yeeeeeeaaahh. This is your captain speaking. Do not abandon ship ! I repeat, do not abandon ship !

Ray: Titanic ! You be Rose and I'll be Jack.

Me: Ok ! *attempts to sing 'My Heart Will Go On' in high pitched opera voice.*

Theresa: *sings with me*

Me: SHUTTUP ! THIS IS MY SONG ! *continues singing and swaying arms*

Ray: Oh no, Rose, Im dying ! Im drowning !

Me: Jaaaaaaaaack ! Dont leave meeeeee !

*bell rings*

Me: Gotta go. Nice knowin' ya, Jack.

Ray: Hey ! I hate you, Rose.

*later, in class, Ray and I attempt to be hip hop*

Ray: We should do like a black version of Titanic.

Me: Yeeeeeaaahhh.

Ray: Hey, nigga Rose ?

Me: What nigga Jack ?

Ray: Sorry I said I hate you. You wanna be ma bitch again ?

Me: *dies laughing*

Phoby: Hey, who can I be ? I'll be the nigga camera man - camera dawg.

Me: Yeah, you be Phoba-dawg.

So now, we call each other 'Nigga Jack, Nigga Rose and Phoba-dawg.'

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Me: I like playing with soap. its fuuunn. at least we're being hygienic. this way, we wont get that hand, foot and mouth disease Mary John lectured us about in assembly.

Ray: hand, foot and mouth disease. HFM.

Me: oh, that reminds me, Katy Perry's on the cover of FHM magazine this month.

Ray: shes got HFM disease ?

Me: *dies laughing*

Ray: You know I heard this word, 'homosapien'.
Me: Ray, you know, we are homosapiens. It means human.

Ray: *points finger at me excitedly* HOMOSAPIEN !

Me: *dies laughing*

Ray: I wonder if thats where the word 'homosexual' comes from.

Me: I dunno, man.

Ray: *points finger at me excitedly* GAY !

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Ray: grandpaderr.

Me: grandfather ?

Ray: grandpaderr.

Me: Ray, wtf ?

Ray: whaaat ? hes chinese.

Me: *dies laughing* Ray, if he was chinese he'd have a chinese name. not 'grandpaderr'.

Me,Ray: *die laughing*

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Phoby's been obsessed with baking cupcakes lately and she baked me one. So manis of her. Thank you, Phoby. It was nyummy.

icing got kinda messy by the time I brought it back home.

I waited til I got home to eat it cos I wanted to take a picture of it.

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yes, I camwhore with cupcakes.

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Schools been having this fundraiser thing. All the classes are selling food during recess. Its like Hari Canteen everyday for the whole month. I loike. Ray and I have been going crazy for 3A1's buttercream cupcakes. Phoby got me addicted to cupcakes. Except that I dont bake them, I just eat them. Yes, Im awesome at eating. I cant cook or bake to save my life. Michelle in the kitchen, not such a safe idea. Ive burnt too many things, too many times.

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Phoby, Ray and I have renamed our teachers. We've gotten so used to referring to them as the names we created, it sounds so weird when other students call them by their real names. And the names we gave them are ridiculous, of course like; Alfonso, Sparkly Feet, Screamo, Paris Hilton etc. We didnt just make up these names for no reason, all the names have stories behind them. Oh, you know those cds teachers play on the LCD screen for science subjects ? They always have those annoying narrators and we named them too. Last year, it was Elizabeth. This year, for Chemistry, its Vikram cos he just sounds indian. We're pretty lame and retarded, I know but thats why we get along so well.

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Nothing blog-worthy has really happened. At least none that I can think of right now. Cant be fucked to continue updating.

So, its valentines day. I think Im anti vday this year. All those flowers and those ridiculous 'I Love You' teddy bears are such a waste of cash. Even though Im a girl, I do not find those bears cute. I never have, even when I used to like vday.

Being in a single sex school and all, I got a few cards slipped into my bag from girls this year. Didnt even realize until I got home. I was like "whaaat theee fuuuck ?" It doesnt bother me that girls sent them, after all I think lezzies are hawt but I was actually looking forward to not getting valentines this year.

The cards and notes said exactly what you would expect them to say. 'Youre so hot/ pretty/ beautiful/ I love you/ be my valentine?/ be mine forever?/ I can never take my eyes off you/ Im always thinking of you/ youre so special/ everytime you walk into a room everyone notices you because youre too beautiful. Okay, I admit, that last one was really sweet. But the others are so damn cheesy and cliched. Think of something new la. Be a little more original. Ok, Im starting to sound like an unappreciative bitch.

Me: Phoby, I got valentine cards and notes from giiiirrrllls.
Phoby: aww, you got lesbian admirers, I wanted some. damnit.
Me: *dies laughing*

On a happier note, Chris Brown broke Rihanna's nose. HAHAH. I swear, I almost died laughing when I heard about it. I absolutely despise Rihanna. I think shes an ugly slut and her music SUCKS. I totally believe in the whole 'you cant hit a girl' thing but just this once, Im on the abuser's side. Thank you, Chris Brown for making the world a slightly better place.

Random ;

in the physics lab (our class),
everyone walking about and making noise;

Me: *walks over to Azlina's table*
Azlina: Michelle, relax ah, relax ah, just relax ah,
Me: ya, ya, ok.
Azlina: relax ah, relax ah, *deep breath* just relax, Michelle.
Me: *lies head on the table*
Rachel Blair: Eh, no more learning right today ? Can I go home ah ? Will I get in trouble ?
Azlina: Ya, I think it will be considered ponteng.
Rachel: Aiiiiyyee.
Azlina: Relax ah, Rachel. Relax. Dont be like this Michelle. See she baring her head on the table. I asked her to relax, she pengsan already.
Me: *dies laughing*
Azlina: Relax ah, Michelle.
Me: *walks to back to my table, laughing* Phoby, Ray, you know what Azlina keeps telling me ?
Azlina: *pops out of nowhere* Michelle, relax ah. Phoebe, Rachel, relax ah. Relax you know.
Me: She keeps doing that !
Phoby, Ray: *burst out laughing*
Azlina: Just relax ah. *closes eyes and crosses arms* Do yoga. Oh, I dont know how to do yoga.
Me: *dies laughing*

There was only 1 hour of school left and there wasnt any studying so a lot of students were trying to cut class and go home.

Christina: Yay ! Pulang !
Whole class: *turns to look at her, excited bout going back*
Christina: *panicks* sik ! aku bulat jak ! (no ! I was just lying !)

This may not seem funny, but it was. It was just on of those you had to be there to get it' moments.

I think this is so cool. (:

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