So, its valentines day. I think Im anti vday this year. All those flowers and those ridiculous 'I Love You' teddy bears are such a waste of cash. Even though Im a girl, I do not find those bears cute. I never have, even when I used to like vday.

Being in a single sex school and all, I got a few cards slipped into my bag from girls this year. Didnt even realize until I got home. I was like "whaaat theee fuuuck ?" It doesnt bother me that girls sent them, after all I think lezzies are hawt but I was actually looking forward to not getting valentines this year.

The cards and notes said exactly what you would expect them to say. 'Youre so hot/ pretty/ beautiful/ I love you/ be my valentine?/ be mine forever?/ I can never take my eyes off you/ Im always thinking of you/ youre so special/ everytime you walk into a room everyone notices you because youre too beautiful. Okay, I admit, that last one was really sweet. But the others are so damn cheesy and cliched. Think of something new la. Be a little more original. Ok, Im starting to sound like an unappreciative bitch.

Me: Phoby, I got valentine cards and notes from giiiirrrllls.
Phoby: aww, you got lesbian admirers, I wanted some. damnit.
Me: *dies laughing*

On a happier note, Chris Brown broke Rihanna's nose. HAHAH. I swear, I almost died laughing when I heard about it. I absolutely despise Rihanna. I think shes an ugly slut and her music SUCKS. I totally believe in the whole 'you cant hit a girl' thing but just this once, Im on the abuser's side. Thank you, Chris Brown for making the world a slightly better place.