Theres drama in school. The whole class is pissed off at 'her'. Not going to get into that though, cant be bothered. Other than her and her fucking hypocrisy making my blood boil almost every morning, schools been fuuuuuunn.

Ray and I are currently obsessed with soap bubbles. We've been running to the bathroom every chance we get to wash our hands and play with soap. Once our hands get all soapy, we high five each other cos we get excited when the bubbles splat everywhere and do just about anything with the gallons of soap we've been wasting to amuse ourselves. Yes, we get weird looks from the other girls but we just continue pouring more soap into our hands and giggling like retards. Fuuuuunnn.

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Random;

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Yesterday, during P.E, Ray and I didnt bother bringing our P.E. clothes so we just sat on the stage watching the other girls exercise. We were leaning on the banister at the side of the stage and started our usual nonsense.

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Ray: I feel like we're on a ship. You know, the railing things look like the banister.

Me: Yeeeeeeaaahh. This is your captain speaking. Do not abandon ship ! I repeat, do not abandon ship !

Ray: Titanic ! You be Rose and I'll be Jack.

Me: Ok ! *attempts to sing 'My Heart Will Go On' in high pitched opera voice.*

Theresa: *sings with me*

Me: SHUTTUP ! THIS IS MY SONG ! *continues singing and swaying arms*

Ray: Oh no, Rose, Im dying ! Im drowning !

Me: Jaaaaaaaaack ! Dont leave meeeeee !

*bell rings*

Me: Gotta go. Nice knowin' ya, Jack.

Ray: Hey ! I hate you, Rose.

*later, in class, Ray and I attempt to be hip hop*

Ray: We should do like a black version of Titanic.

Me: Yeeeeeaaahhh.

Ray: Hey, nigga Rose ?

Me: What nigga Jack ?

Ray: Sorry I said I hate you. You wanna be ma bitch again ?

Me: *dies laughing*

Phoby: Hey, who can I be ? I'll be the nigga camera man - camera dawg.

Me: Yeah, you be Phoba-dawg.

So now, we call each other 'Nigga Jack, Nigga Rose and Phoba-dawg.'

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Me: I like playing with soap. its fuuunn. at least we're being hygienic. this way, we wont get that hand, foot and mouth disease Mary John lectured us about in assembly.

Ray: hand, foot and mouth disease. HFM.

Me: oh, that reminds me, Katy Perry's on the cover of FHM magazine this month.

Ray: shes got HFM disease ?

Me: *dies laughing*

Ray: You know I heard this word, 'homosapien'.
Me: Ray, you know, we are homosapiens. It means human.

Ray: *points finger at me excitedly* HOMOSAPIEN !

Me: *dies laughing*

Ray: I wonder if thats where the word 'homosexual' comes from.

Me: I dunno, man.

Ray: *points finger at me excitedly* GAY !

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Ray: grandpaderr.

Me: grandfather ?

Ray: grandpaderr.

Me: Ray, wtf ?

Ray: whaaat ? hes chinese.

Me: *dies laughing* Ray, if he was chinese he'd have a chinese name. not 'grandpaderr'.

Me,Ray: *die laughing*

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Phoby's been obsessed with baking cupcakes lately and she baked me one. So manis of her. Thank you, Phoby. It was nyummy.

icing got kinda messy by the time I brought it back home.

I waited til I got home to eat it cos I wanted to take a picture of it.

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yes, I camwhore with cupcakes.

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Schools been having this fundraiser thing. All the classes are selling food during recess. Its like Hari Canteen everyday for the whole month. I loike. Ray and I have been going crazy for 3A1's buttercream cupcakes. Phoby got me addicted to cupcakes. Except that I dont bake them, I just eat them. Yes, Im awesome at eating. I cant cook or bake to save my life. Michelle in the kitchen, not such a safe idea. Ive burnt too many things, too many times.

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Phoby, Ray and I have renamed our teachers. We've gotten so used to referring to them as the names we created, it sounds so weird when other students call them by their real names. And the names we gave them are ridiculous, of course like; Alfonso, Sparkly Feet, Screamo, Paris Hilton etc. We didnt just make up these names for no reason, all the names have stories behind them. Oh, you know those cds teachers play on the LCD screen for science subjects ? They always have those annoying narrators and we named them too. Last year, it was Elizabeth. This year, for Chemistry, its Vikram cos he just sounds indian. We're pretty lame and retarded, I know but thats why we get along so well.

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Nothing blog-worthy has really happened. At least none that I can think of right now. Cant be fucked to continue updating.