Phoby, Ray, Sara and Pam came over yesterday to do our Physics project. We had to build a rocket. It didnt really work out. We were all goofing off most of the time.

Had lunch and we went online cos we were supposed to search for instructions on how to build the rocket. Instead, we watched skating videos. Their videos were pretty cool. Makes me wanna learn to skate too. Ive tried. I cant even freaking balance on a skateboard.

After a while, we finally got a round to the rocket thing. Well, Phoby did most of the research, Ray was goofing off. She was really hyper and went kinda apeshit cos she drank pepsi. Yeah, pepsi does that to her.

Random;
Ray has funny shaped earphones on her mp3.

Ray: "hey listen to this song."

Me: "ok."

Ray: "oh, theres a left and right. make sure you put it in the correct ear."

Me : "what happens if I dont ?"

Ray: "then you wont be able to hear."

Me: "why not ?"

Ray: "oh , just poke it in already !"
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Ray was obsessed with that chair.
She yelled at anyone that sat in it.

She thinks its her throne.
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baaaad picture of me.
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This is when we finally got around to building the rocket. Well, sort of.
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Ray and Sara ballroom dancing.

Or at least, trying to.
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Phoby, Sara and Ray.

They were very amused by Pam's bicycle pump.

We all were.
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She was trying to kill Phoby with the ruler.
Yeah, its the pepsi. No kidding.
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Ray was playing with the thread.

It got tangled up in her hair and she couldnt get it out.

Ray: "Michelle, will you help me ?"

Me: "nope."

Ray: "Aww. Will anyone help me ? Phoby ? Sara ? Puchu ?"

(Puchu is Pam. yeah, we got weird nick names.)

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I cello taped her mouth. It was the only way to shut her up.

Then, I drew a moustache on her. (:
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Then I cello taped her wrists and ankles together.
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We made a video of that. I'll post it up when I get it from Phoby.

Phoby made her mini rocket so we went to try blasting that off. Didnt go very far. Eventually, we gave up. We surprised Phoby with a cake. Ray and Sara kept her distracted and made sure she didnt go in the kitchen where Pam and I were lighting the candles. We kept screwing it up. The candles kept going out and wax was melting on the cake. Then, when I tried lighting it, the 'Happy Birthday' sign caught fire. Im not kidding. Every time I enter a kitchen, something either gets burnt or catches fire. I swear, the kitchen is a dangerous place for me.
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That was a chocolate stick she pretended to smoke.

Choco joint. (:

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We spread icing and cream on her face.
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The 'Happy Birthday' sign that caught fire.
See, the 'Happy' is gone.

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After stuffing our faces with cake, we went outside to the fish pond. Yeah, Ray was very amused by the bridge that goes over it. We found a net and tried to catch the fish. Its a lot harder than it looks. Ray was obsessed with catching the fish.

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Me: "Ray, put the net down, Sara's taking a picture."
Ray: *ignores me and tries to catch fish*
Phoby: "Raaay !"
Ray: "oh, alright."

Phoby: "you can catch fish later"

Ray: *puts the net down, suddenly spots a fish* "OH FISH !"
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All of us: "Raaayyy !"

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See what I mean ?

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We pretended to do a documentary like on the 'Travel & Living' channel. Ray was the local owner which we named Mr. Ma of the fish pond which we named 'Sungai Tasik Fishy' (yes, we know sungai and tasik are 2 different things). We made Ray put on a straw hat and yellow gumboots. Phoby and I were the hosts. Sara and Pam were the tourists from New York learning how to catch fish like the locals.
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Ray was speaking in a 'coffee shop chinese' accent.
Pam, Sara: *points at pond* "look at the fishes ! look at the fishes !"
Ray: *pushes them away violently* "my pond ! my pond !"
Phoby: "I am Phoebe Simon, the host of this show and- oh hello, whats your name?"
Ray: *laughs* "wait, wait, wait ! *starts tapping the mic* "hello ?! is this thing on ?!
Phoby: "it is on, sir"
Ray: "where the cameraman ?"
Phoby: its here, sir. say hello."
Ray: "HELLO ?! HELLO?! I am Sungai Tasik Fishy!"

Phoby: "Im sorry, did you just say you are Sungai Tasik Fishy?"
Ray: "whatever okay"
*Pam starts running cos Sara started chasing her with the net*
Phoby: "m not good at this hosting stuff."

Ray: *flirty voice* "heelloww.."
Phoby: "Mr. Sungai Tasik Fishy, please dont fliiirt with me."
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teaching the tourists;

Ray: "ok, girls, how do we catch fish ? with hand ah ? no ah ! you stupid ah ! with net la !"
Sara: "you didnt even give us a chance to answer."

Ray: "you shuddup la ! New York where got pond ?"
Sara: "we have lakes. beautiful lakes."
Ray: "you New York people stupid wan la."

Me: "Sir, this show will be aired world wide, please dont insult other nationalities."
Ray: "I AM NIGGAH !!"

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Will post the videos soon.