Happy Birthday,
Phoebe Simon !

(notice how Ray was trying to tip the party hat she made for you

out of A4 paper and duct tape off our head ? typical Ray.)
x

Happy sweet sixteen, Phoby.
You are the aweosmest lezban ever !
Youve made my move to Kuching much more bearable.
I mean who else would I bitch about Kuching and

our lesbian-infested-sad-excuse for a school with ?
Not that the lesbian part is a bad thing though. HAHAH.

I love you my spastikos-mitokos lezban.