Hello.

Not much has been going on lately apart from the usual nonsensical conversations and musings at school.

Went to school on saturday for kk. Woke up at the ungodly hour of 8am on a saturday morning for a bloody 30 minute interact meeting. If youre not aware, I think school on saturdays is just plain wrong. It goes against everything I believe in.

Phoby was so late she missed the whole meeting, she was looking for us in the canteen. Saw her walk by so Ray (who was in a bright electric blue shirt) and I (who was in a black fall out boy shirt) hid from her by trying to blend in with the white wall in crazy poses. Remember crossing one leg over the other, Ray ? Or more like your inability to do so. HAHAH. Yeah, we do that a lot. It worked though, she actually didnt see us. It was probably cos she was on the other side of the canteen but we like to think it was because of our awesome camouflage skills.

Ray, being... well... Ray, was drinking two drinks at once so she had a straw on either corner of her mouth and stared at everyone that passed by with her eyes so wide, it looked like her eye balls were about to bulge out of her eye sockets. HAHAH. She saw a bird walking by and birds tend to hop more than they walk right, so Ray starts hopping along with it. I swear, she brings mental retardation to a whole new level.

The girls came home with me to do our PSK project. We didnt get very far. Skated in front of my house after that. Phoby finally started skating again, she couldnt for a while cos she had surgery for her scoliosis. But shes goooood now.

Was skating for 3 hours yesterday. Finally fell off my skateboard for the first time yesterday. How exciting. I was laughing on the floor by myself like a loon. HAHAH. I cant seem to fucking ollie, man. I wanna learn that so bad.

Mid-semester exams next week. Grrrr. I dont even have the slightest clue on whats coming out for any of my papers. I've hardly even been doing my homework lately. I need to revert to my study routine.

I had the sudden urge to jam my fingers in the door at school today. Chickened out cos Ray said I might get a blood clot under my nail. Ick ! I made my driver wait half an hour for me after school cos I randomly decided to go to my school library and read a book about inventions in hospitals. It was nice okay. It had big, bright, colourful pictures and everything was so easy to understand cos it was a childrens book. I suddenly feel like eating french fries.

Random ;

We started calling Ray 'Mr.Ma' ever since she developed this obsession with being an apek fisherman and wearing my gardeners yellow rubber boots. Now, she wants to start a pork industry. Everything she sells has to do with pork. It started with pork toothpaste and she came up with the slogan "like eating when youre brushing". Gross, I know but its hilarious. She drew an advertisement for her 'pork company' and everything. Shes planning to take over all the fast food joints. Shes going to turn KFC into KFP (kentucky fried pork) and McDonalds into Ma-Donald. I've never even seen Ray eat pork, shes just thrilled that it has to do with pigs. HAHAH. Oh, and she wants to have a band called 'My Man, Mr. Ma'.

Rays 'poems':
(in chinese coffee shop apek accent)

a fat boy sitting on a tree
then he fall down, like spaghetti
his fat face flat on the ground
after that, no more gigi.

youre eyes are round
like the almond
and youre figure oh
like number 80
make me feel naughty
got curls dangling-ling-ling
from your butt (pigs tail)
its even better than a mutt.