RANDOMnesss.
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Wtf ? I just punched myself in the jaw by accident.
I was pulling on my tank top strap and it snapped
which made my fist accidentally punch my jaw.
Why do things like this only happen to me ?
HAHAHAH.

I had a typo, when I was logging in to facebook.
Instead of typing hotmail, I typed homail.
Get it ? Get it ? homail ? HAHAH.
That made me laugh. Heeee.

Sasha just told me she wrote a song
about maggi mee asam laksa cos
she likes it that much. HAHAH.
Oh, kelapa, you crack me up.

If I had a puppy, I'd name it Paramore if it was a girl
and Cullen if it was a boy...... I want a puppy !

My schools having bulan bahasa this month.
So theyre encouraging students to speak
bm on wednesdays and english on thursdays.
So Phoby, Ray and I have been speaking
chinese coffee shop apek bm every week
and we speak that way the whole day too,
even when we're being serious. Funny.

I just realized I have a shorter attention span than I thought.
I cant even pay attention during movies for long.
I get distracted easily and get restless.

I thinks its unbelievable how fucked up people are.
I'm not talking about anyone in particular.
I'm talking about people in general.

A stupid butterfly just flew into my living room.
I freaked out and immediately stood up on the couch
(automatic reflex, I do that every time I see a cockroach).
until I realized theres no point cos the damn thing flies.
(felt puhreety stupid after that)
So I ran out of my living room, yelling for my maid.
I made her beat it to death with a rolled up newspaper.