29 May 2009

Yay ! 2 weeks of holladays !

Schools been alright. Surprisingly, the teachers didnt burden us with sky high piles of homework. I actually dont really mind homework. Its the closest I've been getting to studying lately. I need to fall back into my daily studying routine.

Nothing out of the norm has been happening. Well, as normal as Ray, Phoebe, Theresa, Pam, Sara and I can get. Our definition of normal behaviour is right under psychiatric ward patients. No, thats not normal. We're actually very much aware that our level of insanity has skyrocketed but thats how we roll. :D Even Christina said to us "gang kau orang pelik pelik eh." I dont blame her though. Every time she passed by our table, I give her this hugeass giant grin, Phoby attempts to crack a lame joke and Ray confesses her undying love for her.

Our class is the Physics lab so we dont have individual desks. Everyone sits in groups and shares those giant tables that school labs always have so we're always together 24/7 and I wouldnt have it any other way. However, we are the reason that we all have to study extra hard for exams cos we're sort of left behind in class. We distract each other too much in class.

There was a fire drill yesterday. I panicked for a second when I saw the alarmed look on Gladie's face as the fire alarm went off until I realized it was just a drill. I stood in front of the table, looking at my bag wondering if there was anything important I should take with me but then I remembered you're supposed to leave your stuff and rush out of the building during a fire but I just remained standing there, still thinking about my stuff. Then I realized all I brought were school related things and just abandoned my stuff.

Students gathered on the field to find firemen there lighting blocks of wood to demonstrate how to put out a fire. Since the drill was clashing with recess, all the girls cared about was their stomachs. They were yelling that they were hungry and kept asking the teachers when they could eat. HAHAH.

Fireman: *lights the blocks of wood*
Random girl: "yaaaaay! barbecue !"

Fireman: *puts out the fire with the fire extinguisher*
*huge clouds of white mist and smoke formed*
Random girl: *in squeaky-excited-girly voice* "snoooow !"

Ker Ching: "so much smoke."
Me: "we're all going to get emphysema, bronchitis and lung cancer and St. Teresa girl school will be responsible for another hole in the ozone layer."
Ker Ching: "St. Teresa supports global warming !"

For some reason, our assembly this week was postponed to today. Mary John (our principal) said in her speech that when you hear a fire alarm, you should yell "fire! fire!" to let other people know. Ever since then, every time the bell rang signalling the end of a period, the girls in class would yell "fire! fire!" Quite the retards.

Today was Dragon's (private nickname we gave Mr. Jardian, our form 6 graduate substitute PJ teacher) last day in St. Teresa. According to Ray he's Mr.Ma's (Rays apek-pig-obsessed, yellow-gum-boots-wearing, owner of non-existent pork and fish industry alter ego) cousin. It's an inside joke. We all couldnt stop laughing at the thought of Ray going up to Dragon as Mr.Ma, speaking softly, teary eyed in her apek accent saying "cousin ah... aiyoh cousin, you dont go la. you stay here wif Mr.Ma la. cousin ah, I very sad oh." HAHAH. Dragon isnt related to any of us so imagine how freaked he would've been with Ray calling him 'cousin'.

Random;

Alter egos: Coco G (self absorbed-gangsta-rapper, me) and Mr. Ma (ray).
Coco G: *meditating* "ommmm... kerooooseeeene"
Mr. Ma: "eh, you know what my pig do ah yeasterday-"
Coco G: nigga, shut up ! now, I gotta go even deeper, man. ommm...petroleeeuuummm"

During chemistry, Rachel Blair was trying to shuffle
Ani: *shouts from the front of the chem lab* "whoa, Rachel Blair can shuffle !"
Lya: *shouts back from the back* "no la, dangdut."

During add maths
Ray: "not like your gigi, so ugly oh"

Me: "my gigi baaaanyak cantik okeh!"
Ray: *raises her arms dramatically* "SENYUM! SEEENYUUM !"

Me: *bares teeth*


I am now waiting for daddy to bring home my mcds and I'm going to vegetate in front of the tv.

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