HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL !

(CNY at Lay's house in '07)
Carol, you are and always will be one my bestest friends in the whole wide world.
I can tell you anything and everything and can always be myself around you.
All our silly little secrets, bimbo moments, countless inside jokes and
ridiculous conversations and memories of us getting up to no good
prove we're made to be partners in crime since we're equally retarded.
We sure as hell better remain thisclose when we're old and wrinkly.
I hope you have an awesome sweet 16 and get everything you want.
P.S.: I should teach you the art of answering your phone.
Dont worry, its not as hard as it sounds. ;D