HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAYNE ANDREW ESPECKERMAN!
You are one of the fun-est and funniest people I know and
always manage to make me laugh without even trying.
We're staying friends forever even if you dont want to.
We can finally go steal those alcoholic milkshakes
you're always talking about since you're legal now.
Have a freaking awesome legal 18th birthday.
Your Babypuke looooves you, Peanut!