29 May 2009

Yay ! 2 weeks of holladays !

Schools been alright. Surprisingly, the teachers didnt burden us with sky high piles of homework. I actually dont really mind homework. Its the closest I've been getting to studying lately. I need to fall back into my daily studying routine.

Nothing out of the norm has been happening. Well, as normal as Ray, Phoebe, Theresa, Pam, Sara and I can get. Our definition of normal behaviour is right under psychiatric ward patients. No, thats not normal. We're actually very much aware that our level of insanity has skyrocketed but thats how we roll. :D Even Christina said to us "gang kau orang pelik pelik eh." I dont blame her though. Every time she passed by our table, I give her this hugeass giant grin, Phoby attempts to crack a lame joke and Ray confesses her undying love for her.

Our class is the Physics lab so we dont have individual desks. Everyone sits in groups and shares those giant tables that school labs always have so we're always together 24/7 and I wouldnt have it any other way. However, we are the reason that we all have to study extra hard for exams cos we're sort of left behind in class. We distract each other too much in class.

There was a fire drill yesterday. I panicked for a second when I saw the alarmed look on Gladie's face as the fire alarm went off until I realized it was just a drill. I stood in front of the table, looking at my bag wondering if there was anything important I should take with me but then I remembered you're supposed to leave your stuff and rush out of the building during a fire but I just remained standing there, still thinking about my stuff. Then I realized all I brought were school related things and just abandoned my stuff.

Students gathered on the field to find firemen there lighting blocks of wood to demonstrate how to put out a fire. Since the drill was clashing with recess, all the girls cared about was their stomachs. They were yelling that they were hungry and kept asking the teachers when they could eat. HAHAH.

Fireman: *lights the blocks of wood*
Random girl: "yaaaaay! barbecue !"

Fireman: *puts out the fire with the fire extinguisher*
*huge clouds of white mist and smoke formed*
Random girl: *in squeaky-excited-girly voice* "snoooow !"

Ker Ching: "so much smoke."
Me: "we're all going to get emphysema, bronchitis and lung cancer and St. Teresa girl school will be responsible for another hole in the ozone layer."
Ker Ching: "St. Teresa supports global warming !"

For some reason, our assembly this week was postponed to today. Mary John (our principal) said in her speech that when you hear a fire alarm, you should yell "fire! fire!" to let other people know. Ever since then, every time the bell rang signalling the end of a period, the girls in class would yell "fire! fire!" Quite the retards.

Today was Dragon's (private nickname we gave Mr. Jardian, our form 6 graduate substitute PJ teacher) last day in St. Teresa. According to Ray he's Mr.Ma's (Rays apek-pig-obsessed, yellow-gum-boots-wearing, owner of non-existent pork and fish industry alter ego) cousin. It's an inside joke. We all couldnt stop laughing at the thought of Ray going up to Dragon as Mr.Ma, speaking softly, teary eyed in her apek accent saying "cousin ah... aiyoh cousin, you dont go la. you stay here wif Mr.Ma la. cousin ah, I very sad oh." HAHAH. Dragon isnt related to any of us so imagine how freaked he would've been with Ray calling him 'cousin'.

Random;

Alter egos: Coco G (self absorbed-gangsta-rapper, me) and Mr. Ma (ray).
Coco G: *meditating* "ommmm... kerooooseeeene"
Mr. Ma: "eh, you know what my pig do ah yeasterday-"
Coco G: nigga, shut up ! now, I gotta go even deeper, man. ommm...petroleeeuuummm"

During chemistry, Rachel Blair was trying to shuffle
Ani: *shouts from the front of the chem lab* "whoa, Rachel Blair can shuffle !"
Lya: *shouts back from the back* "no la, dangdut."

During add maths
Ray: "not like your gigi, so ugly oh"

Me: "my gigi baaaanyak cantik okeh!"
Ray: *raises her arms dramatically* "SENYUM! SEEENYUUM !"

Me: *bares teeth*


I am now waiting for daddy to bring home my mcds and I'm going to vegetate in front of the tv.

27 May 2009

Woke up at 1.30pm today. Yeah, I didnt go to school.

My laptop is being a complete bitch. I swear, all the electronics in my house are on a mission to constantly piss me off. You know, I yelled at the dvd player yesterday and it switched off by itself. That wasn't a first. Once, I yelled at the radio to shut up and it too, switched off by itself. I swear, I'm developing superpowers. And yes, I talk to inanimate objects all the time. Deal with it.

Ray came over yesterday to do our stupid PSK project. We still didn't get it done. We spent like 2 hours on it and then went to skate.

Daddy's birthday was on monday. Uncle Ong dropped off a heeeuge cake from Secret Recipe for daddy on sunday. He was in Sabah and was only coming home at like midnight and I was dying to eat the cake the whole day. Couldnt take it anymore and called him about 263564 times that night but he wasnt answering his phone so I texted him.

me: "daddy, can I eat your cake?"
*after 1 and a half torturous hours*
dad: "ok"

Finally got to eat my cake ! It was driving me crazy, I tell you.

Going to kl on tuesday. I really really really wanna go to pd. I need to hang out with my friends who I miss way too much without family or anyone else. Just my friends and I like how it used to be.

I do love my family, immediate and extended, and I love being over at my cousins house. Its so much more noisy and feels like what a home should feel like (even though we're all slightly, no, extremely insane and are actually quite a dysfunctional family) compared to my house where everyones either on the phone or out and hardly interact. But I dont like it when my family's around when I'm with my friends. It makes me feel like I cant be myself and have to hold back. Especially my parents, homygawd, I cant have a conversation with people in front of my parents, it feels so awkward, I dont know why.

Mom used to say that I never spent enough time with family, I was always with my friends but the way I see it is we're freaking related, I'll be seeing my family all the time but I cant do that with my friends and I hardly get to see them being so far away and all, so sue me for jumping at every opportunity I get to spend time with them.

Sasha, Ro, Sher, Carol, we must do our beach/ yatch club/ sleepover thing okay. Its been waaaay too long.

My stupid laptop says its 8.42pm when its really 4.00pm and it wont let me change it. Grrr.

22 May 2009


If you really want me in your life,
you'll find a way to put me there.


21 May 2009

I didnt go to school today. Woke up at 2.30pm. I'm so not gonna be able to sleep tonight.

Spent the day watching College and Lords of Dogtown. Both borrowed from Ray. Lords of Dogtown was cool.

Phoebe, Ray, Pam and Theresa followed me home from school yesterday to do our PSK project. We only did some of it and then went to skate. Phoebe brought her Element stakeboard which I got kind of used to skating on yesterday and now my icky ciplak skateboard feels a little heavy when I skate on it.

There's this sort of steep slope which is part of my driveway that I tried skating down once. I almost killed myself. Ray tried skating down the slope too but screamed and jumped off her board halfway. That was the first time any of us heard Ray scream like a girl. It was hilarious.


There's this skate circle (thats what I call it, its not really meant for skating) next to the play ground near my house so we walked there. Played on the seesaw and couldnt stop giggling. Bought junk food at the convenience store and sat around on these concrete pipe thingies sharing food.

Me: you know, we look like a family on holiday.
Phoebe: yeah, man, we're sitting around a playground eating., like, we're having a picnic or something.
Ray: I want to be the gay maid !

So, Phoebe's the mom, Pam's the dad, I'm the brother, Theresa's the baby which we call Baby X cos her gender's unknown, and Ray's the gay maid.

When we were going to back to the skate circle, Ray couldnt get down.
Ray: eh, eh, gay mai
d stuck ! gay maid stuck !

Skated for a while and then called the driver to send everyone home. All of us live on different sides of Kuching and everyone knows how bad I am at directions so I was no help. Sent Theresa and Ray home first but got lost sending Phoebe home cos neither of us knew where she lives. HAHAH. I dont think the driver was very happy about that.

Piiiiiictures:


Dont ask.






Ray 'rowing' my skateboard with the fish net from my pond.
She actually made me get up and walk to my pond to get
the net so she could do this. -_- Retard.

Ray was flipping through this American To British slang dictionary and you know what we found for skaters ?

Skaters - Semi-post-pubscent skate board fanatic who, with the rest of the pack, have an uncanny ability to locate whatever is going down in a blur of high speed, building-scaling, sidewalk-traversing baggy grunge. The pants worn are so baggy, the crotch is at ground level.

Apparently this is what we're defined as. Both of us couldn't stop laughing.

19 May 2009

EDIT//

Random;

Me: I saw this shop in Penang once, called House of Condoms.
Ray: they have it here as well. I was looking around and they were like, promoting this masturbation kit.
Phoebe: they sell scented candles too.
Theresa: *eyes wide* to masturbate with ?!!



Ray was flipping through this book about God and skaters. I'm not kidding. The book is really about christian skaters and having faith in God. She saw this picture of this guy who was wearing a shirt with 'I Am Barabus' on it, holding up a painting of God.

Ray: *really excited* hey its God ! dude, I see God ! its Jesus ! its Jesus !

*sees the slogan on the guys shirt*
I AM BAHRAHBAS !
*stops to think* hey isnt that the bad guy ?


During Chemistry, Ray came across a picture of a really cute blonde skater in the book.

Ray: hey, this guys pretty hot.
Me: yeah, I was staring at that picture too just now. look, it says he's 14. dont be a pedophile.
Ray: *laughs* wait, wasnt this book published a few years ago ? he'll be older now.
Me: *heeeeeuge grin*
Ray: *laughs* who's the pedophile now ?
Me: quick, check what year it was published in. I wanna know his current age !
Ray: ha-
Me: *grabs the book from Ray* it was published in 2005. so hes 18 now. we can date him!
Ray: what ? like a threesome ?
Me: well, you can have him once I get bored of him. then when youre bored of him, we'll give him to Phoby.
Ray: *laughs* you do realize that we're not actually gonna be able to date him, right ?
Me: *glares at Ray*

18 May 2009

Hello.

School was fun today. Phoebe was reciting the article she wrote for her English oral exam. She was all nervous cos we have to present it in front of the class. I did mine like 2 months ago. I got full marks. *giant grin* Running off topic here. Anyway, she wrote about Tony Hawk. We sit together in class and she was reciting it so many times, I can pretty much memorize it too.

Phoebe trying to memorize her report then I started annoying her and started speaking in an chinese apek accent.

Phoebe: Tony Hawk is an American skater-
Me: no lah. he chinese.
Phoebe: *glares at me* I'm trynna memorize this here !
Me: but he chinese laaaa. thats why his name Toh Nee Hok.
Phoebe: *laughs* oh, man, I'm gonna end up laughing during my presentation.
Me: Tony Hawk is a chinese man. He was born in Bangkok, Thailand.
Phoebe: *laughs* you know Thailand isnt in China, right ?
Me: yea la but it rhymes so just shut up.
Phoebe: hes not chinese !
Me: *sings over and over* Tony Hawk is a chinese man. He was born in Bangkok, Thailand !

She ended up not having to present it today. HAHAH.

We have this thing where we call each other our lezbans kay. Not lesbians, lezbans.
Ray and Pam are lezbans, Phoebe and I are lezbans. (we're not really together, its an inside joke).

Ray: Pam, I love you.
Pam: eww.
Ray: aiyoh, Pam, I like you ah.
Pam: eww. go away la you.
Ray: I like you oh, Pam. youre my puchu. *tries to hug Pam*
Pam: *starts whacking Ray with her book and chases her away*
Me: *over hears the whole thing and dies laughing*

Random;

online with Yukesh. (this was a while back).

Me: boo !
Yukesh: -_-
Me: glad youre happy to hear from me.
Yukesh: I am. that was a pretty adorable thing you did Puchella. trying to scare me and all. I think I have diabetes now.

Yukesh: Imma start revising for a bio test tmrw. so I might not reply frequently. so dont freak ok. I'm most likely still alive.
Me: okay, yucks. thanks for the warning. I think I'll survive your delayed replies.
Yukesh: owh, will you ?
Me: well, we'll see wont we ?
Yukesh: owh, will we ?
Me: -_-
Yukesh: here I go then.

16 May 2009

EDIT//

Hello. My feet hurt from walking around for 7 hours.

Before I start,

I'm going to start referring to Phoby as Phoebe. Dont ask why. I just think it somehow makes my posts look a little neater. As Phoebe would say, OCD attack ! Hahah. And I'm going to make my conversations more colourful and the colours arent going to be fixed. I'll change them
as I please.

Ok, updates.

Was supposed to meet Phoebe and Ray at The Spring at 12pm today. Woke up around 10 something am to Phoebe's call and text telling me to meet them there at 11am instead. It took a while before it finally registered that I had 45 minutes to get outta bed, shower and get dressed. Yes, it takes me a while just to get out of bed. Most of the time, I lie in bed for a few minutes hoping I'm just dreaming and wishing I can go back to sleep or wondering why the world is so cruel and wakes you up at such ungodly hours. Once I realize theres no hope of me being able to go back to sleep, then, I get up.

All of us were late. Got there aro
und 11.45am to find only Ray there. Called Phoebe and she and Kara were lost. HAHAH. Went to Big Apple with Ray first. While we were picking donuts, one of the guys working there said to me "kawan mek kirim salam pada kitak" which is bahasa sarawak for my friend.. uh.. kirim salam la. Hahah. Couldnt translate it right. I didnt hear him right and thought he was saying something about plastic so I just ignored it. HAHAH.

Went to MPH after that. Ray and I were checking out all the pre-u books. Dont ask. There were lots of SAT books and Ray starts chanting "sat ! sat ! sat !" Yeah, I know, retard. We were standing there talking and arguing about it for a while and this chinese man there who kept glancing at us starts talking to us.

chinese man: excuse me, can I ask where you're from ?

me: umm, we're from kl.
chinese man: youre both on holiday here is it ?
me: uh, yeah.
Ray: *walks away trying to hold back her laughter*
*chinese man talks to me about how I find kuching*
chinese man: if you dont mind me asking, what race are you ?
me: I'm half ceylonese, half eurasian.
chinese man: oh, no wonder. you dont look malaysian.

me: is it ? hahah.
chinese man: yes. you have an accent ah. your mother or father is eurasian ?
me: do I ? my mother.
chinese man: so youre studying in kl ? doing matriculation or ?
me: yeah, in kl. no, I'm in a private college.
chinese man: what do you aspire to be ?
me: I'm going to do medicine.
chinese man: wow ! youre grades must be very good ah.
me: hahah. yeah, theyre good enough.
chinese man: you have a very nice accent. you speak english very well.
me: thank you. it was nice meeting you.

chinese man: nice meeting you too.

It was so random. He was kinda weird but nice. I'm used to this though. I've had people come up to me just to ask what race I am. HAHAH. I dont know why I just posted that conversation up. Fuck it la, I already typed it all out, not gonna erase it now.

Went to the bottom floor to wait for Phoebe. As we were going down the escalator, the boys on the escalator next to us that was going up were saying "hi", one after the other. Felt my cheeks burn with embarassment, dont know why. Hahah. Too bad none of them were cute.

Didnt notice Phoebe walk in cos Ray and I were too distracted by her green kiwi donut. Phoebe comes up behind us and grabs our necks, giving me a fright. Met Kara in the flesh for the first time. She's so preeeetty. Kara, I know youre reading this ! HAHAH.

Walked around for a bit with Phoby and then we went to Center Point, the abandoned-looking mall with the scary sensor escalators that Ray and I are terrified of. The only reason we go there is cos of Rupert Rage, a cool skateboard shop. The shop is pretty small but there are like 7 guys working there. Their pretty funny. Overheard one of them talking. Well, he was talking so loud, it was impossible not to. In a typical malaysian accent, he was saying "the ghetto, the ghetto, you know the ghetto town in noo yok ceety ? ah, there lah. got a lot there. I go there lah. mek rasa cool. at the ghetto." HAHAH.

We wanted to go buy skating buttons but they didnt have the ones we wanted.): We were flipping through decks and there were a lot of decks with pro skaters' names on them.

Me: if they have a Ryan Sheckler deck... I'll die.

Ray: lets hope they have a Ryan Sheckler deck then.
Me: *spots a Ryan Sheckler deck and gasps*
Phoby: howh, man.
Ray: I thought she was supposed to die.
Phoby: why arent you dying ?

I've been attracted to bright green things a lot lately. I was mostly attracted to all the green decks. I think I finally have a favourite colour ! BRIGHT GREEN ! Before this, I never really had a favourite colour. I liked anything bright. I'm happy I have a favourite colour now. Heehee. And I'm so happy its not something like pink. I dont have anything against pink. Pink is awesome but a girl who's favourite colour is pink ? Too common.

Kara picked Phoebe up from Centre Point around 4pm. Then Ray and I went to McDonalds to get ice cream. Walked around Sarawak Plaza after that. There were rempits everywhere. This gang of rempits were behind us on the escalator. One of them practically pushed Ray out of the way and stood next to me and started talking to me. He was obviously talking in bahasa sarawak so I'll just translate it to english.

Malay guy: you know, you look like a hindi actress.
Me: *looks at him and then looks away*
Malay guy: really. I'm telling the truth. you look like a hindi actress. very pretty.
Me: *smiles half heartedly and walks away with Ray*

I'm not actually this rude to people but that guy was a total loser
and I was pissed off at how he shoved Ray out of the way like that so I didnt bother saying two words to him.

Went to Tun Jugah after that and Ray started doing her Mr.Ma dance in the bathroom the minute she heard 'Pokerface'.


Me: showing off our underwear huh. what are we future Victoria Secret models ?
Ray: more like future Victoria Secret sluts !
(this isnt to actually show off our undies kay. its an inside joke).

Walked into this store called 'Pork Chop and Pigs' or something like that. Everything there had to do with pigs. Mugs, stuffed animals, shirts, pillows, cards, toys, you name it. Ray went insane ! It was hilarious. The boy and girl working there were very amused.

EDIT:
There was this table of chinese men at this chinese coffee shop that we passed by and they started meowing at us as we walked by. Yes, meowing. They were like "meow meow meow ! reouwr reouwr !" in deep rough voices. Almost died laughing. Seriously, meowing
to get a girls attention ? Thats a new one. I guess thats why they call it Kuching.

Went into random stores along the streets for a while.There were like batallions of rempits everywhere and boy, do they get excited when they see girls. So many icky guys driving by slowed down and rolled the screens down to say "hi". I just stared at them blankly and continued eating my ice cream. HAHAH. There were a few middle eastern guys who were smiling at me while Ray and I were waiting outside Tun Jugah who would've been cute if they weren't so hairy and didnt have unibrows.

2 more weeks of school and then holladay for 2 weeks. I'm going to kl. I cant wait.

15 May 2009

I apologize in advance for sounding like a total bitch.

People have to stop copying lines from my blog
and 'about me' sections on friendster and facebook.
Its not that I havent noticed, believe me, I have,
but I've just been keeping quiet about it cos
I think its plain stupid to fight over this
but its really pissing me off now.

Dont think just cos I posted something a while back,
I wont remember it now and that gives you permission to use it.
Stop copying the things I say, the things I do, and the things I'm into.
And leave my friends alone. They dont even like you.

And by people, I mean just one girl in particular.
I dont want to fight with you over such petty things
but your hypocrisy is making my blood boil.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.
I love my readers, really.
(no sarcasm intended).

* bitch mode off *

14 May 2009

Finally, exams are over ! ..... For now.

Went for a blood test this morning. I have band-aids on both my arms. They couldnt get enough blood out from my left arm so they had to inject my right arm too. I couldnt pull my eyes away. I've had blood extracted before but I'm still always fascinated by it. Call me weird but I love injections, especially blood extractions. The err, lab technician ? Is that what you call them ? Yeah, she told me I might have low blood pressure and that I should get it checked.

Mom stopped by the wet market on the way back from the hospital. I can't even remember the last time I went to a wet market. I dont exactly relish walking through puddles of filthy water and the stench of raw fish. Once, when I was little, I followed my mom grocery shopping even though I was a little sick, and threw up in the raw meat section. Ever since then, the sight of raw meat and raw fish in supermarkets or any kind of market tends to make me nauseous.

Funny how I can watch pathologists perform autopsies and practically mutilate the corpse (and I'm not talking about the lame, clean stuff on CSI, I'm talking about those real life videos on the web exposing the aggresive, hostile ways pathologists handle a corpse in real life) but the sight of raw meat absolutely disgusts me.

Was walking around with cotton taped to both my arms from the injections like some sort of walking accident. HAHAH. These boys at the market were pointing to my band-aids and I swear, I was so tempted to tell them I was a junkie and ask them if they had any heroin just for kicks but mom was right next to me so I was forced to bite my tongue. Stupid malay boys working at the market started whistling and singing and holding up whole raw fishes as I walked by like thats supposed to impress me or something. Yeah, the way to a girls heart is by offering her a slimy dead fish.

Nothing much to update on. I'm not in a very good mood.

Random;

Ray: Marilyn Monroe committed suicide right ?
Me: she OD'ed la. Elvis OD'ed too right ?
Ray: wasnt it a suicide attempt ?
Phoby: no, that was Nicole something, aiyah, I forgot her name. Nicole, nic-
Me: Nicole Scherzinger ?! I wish la she would commit suicide !
Phoby: shes still alive la.
Me: how unfortunate for us all.

08 May 2009

Remember how I said I wouldnt be blogging til midterms are over ? Yeah, well, I couldnt stay away.

I've got 3 more days of exams next week and its finally over. Until the next one begins. -_- I'm so worried about my results. I barely studied. I'll be lucky to even get mediocre grades this time. :S I slept for 1 and half hours during my add maths exam. Yeah, it was that hard, I just gave up. Christina, Theresa, Tia and I cheated for our history paper 2. It was hilarious since Tia and Therese were literally all the way on the other side of the class. We kept mouthing answers to each other and Christina was using her fingers to spell out sentences letter by letter. HAHAH.

Finally went to see the doctor about the discomfort in my arm I've been complaining about. Went to the army clinic, finally got to meet Dr. Devan. Got my arm x-rayed. He said the bones on one side of my elbow dont have enough space, so every time I flex my arm, the bones are rubbing against one another.

Dr. Devan: "I need to check if your arm is weaker than the other one. Squeeze my hand as hard as you can."
Me: *squeezes his hand with all my might and strength*
Dr. Devan: "thats all ?"

And I was using all my strength to squeeze as hard as I could, I was afraid I might have been hurting him, and he goes "thats all ?" without even flinching. HAHAH. I always thought I was pretty strong. I can't believe I'm that weak.

He made an appointment for me at the specialist hospital the next day with an orthopedic surgeon to get a second opinion. I hated the orthopedic surgeon. He kept insisting I had this and that pains and aches when I specifically told him many times that it doesnt even hurt and he was pressing my elbow in the wrong places even after I pointed out where I feel the discomfort. Was so fucking annoyed. I have an appointment to go back next thursday for a blood test. I know it sounds strange but I actually like injections.

Dr. Devan came over last night. We're all living in the army camp so our houses are like 5 minutes away from each other. Dad told him I was keen on doing medicine and asked him to come talk to me about it since he just graduated a year or two ago. The man really knows his stuff. He was very helpful. I have a much clearer idea of what I want to do now. Becoming a doctor is even harder than I assumed. I was slightly worried that after hearing about all the struggle and the insane hours you have to put into studying, I would change my mind and go back to square one, not having an ambition but I swear, I want to be a doctor more than ever now. Dr. Devan really loves medicine, you can tell just by the way he talks about it and thats exactly the kinda doctor I want to be. Sorry, got carried away.

Random;

Phoby, Ray and I have this thing where we ask each other what colour panties we're all wearing at school everyday. We're so used to it, its become part of our daily routine.
Me: "why are we so retarded ?"
Phoby: "we can never be serious."
Ray: "ok, ok. lets try to be serious."
Me: "kay, lets have an intellectual convo."
Ray: *in apek accent* "sooooooo.... what colour pantie you wear today ah ?"

We've been doing pretty stupid things when teachers are walking by lately.
Me: *in Italian accent* "sorry, I no speakah the eng-ge-leesh. get out of my country !"
bm teahcer: *stares at me like I'm insane*

Phoby: Ray, gimme your chips."
Ray: "no, you have to say I'm pig of the world first."
Phoby: *punches fist into the air* "I'm pig of the world !"
Math teacher: *turns around and stares at her*

after telling Ray about my elbow bone problem.
Me: "chem exam is for 2 and a 1/2 hours. what am I supposed to do for 2 and a 1/2 hours?! I'm gonna be bored. did you study, Ray ?"
Ray: "nope."
Me: "me either. we're on the same page then."
Ray: "my boat is gonna sink, man."
Me: "I didnt say we'll be on the same boat, Ray."
Ray: "what ? then ?"
Me: "I said we'll be on the same page ! page, Ray, page ! does my bone problem affect your hearing ?!"


Ray: "hey, whats up ? !"
Me: "hey"
Ray: "asparagus."

Ray: "I'm a rockstar- no, I'm a porkstar ! feel your inner pork !"
Me: "wtf ? HAHAHAHAHAAH"
Ray: "oh, never mind, you loony."
Me: "oh, I'm the loony ?"

Online with Roisin.
Me: whats asparagus in malay ?
Ro: oh, belimbing-gus.
Me: belimbing is starfruit right ? or is that tembeling ?oh no, wait, thats tembikai. oh, no, wait, thats watermelon..... shit.

Online with Yukesh.
Yukesh: hows the elbow fixing going ?
Me: I have to go for a blood test next week.
Yukesh: hope you pass.

02 May 2009

EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS !

I've got midterms going on. 2 friggin weeks of exams. All my studying is so last minute. I wont be blogging much til exams are over. Not like I'll have anything to blog about anyway, I'm going to be sitting at my desk buried in books. I know, I know, I'm living on the edge. psh.

My slutty-dangdut-singing-black-magic-dealing maid has gone back. She was really sad, she cried a lot which made me feel kinda bad but whatevs la. The new maid is coming this evening.

I've been getting this odd, annoying feeling in my arm and its really bugging me. Its sort of like an ache but doesnt really hurt and I feel like I have to keep moving my arm. It makes me so..... geram. I need to get it checked

My grandma on my dads side of the family has been staying with us for almost 2 months cos my aunt couldnt stand to live with her anymore after some big fight blew up. You know that whole 'mother/daughter in law can never get along' thing ? Yeah, my grandma and mom are living proof of that. I dont mind my grandma staying here and all but its about time she go stay with one of her other kids. I mean, shes got 5 of them and their all so damn rich, I'm sure they can look after her and she knows it. I know she's old and all but she can be so annoying. She likes talking to me when I'm watching tv la. I cant stand people bugging me when I'm watching tv. It irritates me to the max okay.

Gah ! I feel so blah ! Oh, that rhymed.